I fail so hard at expressing myself. It's so pathetic.
I can never get myself across to people, whether it's just an interesting idea, or explaining something critically important to a friendship or relationship. Best case scenario, I come off sounding like a total asshole; usually I just sound like some emotionally retarded insensitive prick. It's pretty great.
Anyway,I'm in the geriatric state of the US y'all, FLORIDA! Hooray for warts and creaky old backs, canes, wheelchairs and nasty feet. I'm hoping for a tan, but knowing me, I'll probably just end up looking like a lobster's second cousin.
That said, I'm currently lacking the inspira